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Oct
24

If computer languages were a car :)

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- C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.

- C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.

- Java is a family station wagon. It’s easy to drive, it’s not too fast, and you can’t hurt yourself.

- C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you’re never allowed to use the competitors’ products again.

- Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.

- Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver’s manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl car, you won’t be able to drive anyone else’s.

- Python is a great beginner’s car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.

- Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better than the sum of the parts.

- Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it’ll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.

- Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.

- Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it’s running, but if you’re careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

Sep
29

How to run TURBO C++ IDE in windows 7 with fullscreen

By admin  //  C++, JAVA, Microblog  //  View Comments

1. Download Google DOS Box , install and run it. It’s 1.4MB and Free!
Download Link: http://dosbox.en.softonic.com/download

or,

2. Use Microsoft VC++ 2008 express, It’s also Free!
Download Link: http://www.microsoft.com/express/download/default.aspx

or,

3. I found this post in the forum, but i am not sure about it.  You can check it on your own risk.
To use Turbo C++ IDE in windows 7 or in Vista; For those who wants to learn C/C++ just uninstall your  ”Graphics driver ”
For that  Computers->properties->device manager->Display Adapters->graphics driver version u have uninstall that…And after log off Run your “C:\\TC\\BIN\\TC.exe”.it will open in full screen…

or,

4.  The better option is use Borland C++, it works in  DOS, Windows xp, windows 7, windows vista, and Windows NT.  Its better debugger with nice GUI.

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